Wake up in the morning and look outside. Nice day, kinda rainy and dreary outside. Look back inside and walk away from the window, get dressed, usual thoughts of Slender man and pyramid head in mind. Right as soon as I walk outside my room and get on my computer, I scream my head off.
On my keyboard there were 3 GIANT cockroaches, all mocking me and twitching their evil little devil antennae. So my 2 options are to: 1. Carefully pick them up with something nearby, because if I leave I just know they'll find someplace to hide and I'll be sitting in a corner the rest of the day, or 2. Smack them on my keyboard and be typing in cockroach guts all day.

I figure the first option is better. Reaching for a tissue I carefully attempt to pick up the first one. Right as soon as I feel him behind the tissue, the second one ninja jumps and lands on my hand, a sort of hara kiri to save his friend.
Being me, I flip out and shake my hand, sending him flying into my whiteboard and leaving bug guts everywhere. Let that be a warning, cockroaches.

The first one scuttles off my keyboard, leaving the third one (whom I assume is mentally impaired) to derp around on the letter Y. I assume the third isn't going anywhere, so I quickly grab the first with my tissue weapon. I catch him, run outside, and chuck the little guy out into my yard. He flies through the air and I can tell that if I could speak cockroach he would be yelling for his mommy.
I wander back inside and go for the final battle.

He's gone.
I still can't find them as I type these very words. I fear he may be preparing an army, ready to attack me with more forces in revenge of his brethren. I feel foolish for leaving him alone.. he was acting like the little master he is.
And that's how my morning went

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